父亲
飞鼠家族!厨房电视
天头鼠朋友 倒霉的一天
非洲树蛇昨晚从动物园被偷走了. The boomslang was stolen from the zoo last night.
它非常危险. It's extremely dangerous.
父亲. Father.
有孙子的消息吗? Any news on my grandson?
没有变化. No change.
他还没醒过来. He hasn't woken up.
父亲的职责是保护家人. A father's job is to protect his family.
当瓦塔鲁在那屋顶上... When Wataru was on that roof...
他被推下时... when he was pushed...
他父亲在哪里? where was his father?
瓦塔鲁很幸运. Wataru is lucky.
你永远不知道你的坏运气... You never know what horrible fate
让你摆脱了什么样的可怕命运. your bad luck has saved you from.
杀手列车
感谢你在短时间内接受这份工作. Thank you for taking the job on such short notice.
我准备好了.现在的我是全新改进版的. I am ready. You are getting the new and improved me.
自从我和巴里搭配以来, Since I've been working with Barry,
我经历了前所未有的平静. I am experiencing a calm like never before. Never.
比如,我对情况的反应较少, Like, I'm less reactive to situations,
我更能接受人的缺点. I'm more accepting of people's shortcomings.
我有点不确定是否要重返工作岗位, 但巴里说: I was a little uncertain about coming back to work, but it's like Barry says:
你让世界和平,你就会恢复和平. You put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
我想你的新治疗师可能忘了 I think your new therapist might be forgetting
你靠什么谋生,小瓢虫. what you do for a living, little Ladybug.
瓢虫? -Ladybug?
你的新行动名称. Your new operational name.
-瓢虫? 真的? -你不喜欢? -Ladybug? Really? -You don't like it?
-你喜欢吗? -我喜欢. -Do you like it? -I like it.
你喜欢就好. Well, if you like it, all right.
我明白你的意思了.瓢虫是幸运物. Oh, I see what you're doing. Ladybugs are supposed to be lucky.
你没有坏运气. You don't have bad luck.
真的? Really?
瓢虫
我的坏运气是合乎圣经的. My bad luck is biblical.
我根本不想杀人,却有人死了. I'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies.
太夸张了. That's an exaggeration.
是吗? 我的上一份工作? It is? My last job?
-政治勒索照片? -我投了给你. -The political blackmail photos? -I voted for you.
记得想自杀的服务生爬到他酒店的屋顶, Remember the suicidal bellboy climbed the roof of his hotel,
因为无法忍受了? couldn't take it anymore?
看来更像是他的坏运气而不是你的. Seems more like his bad luck than yours.
撑着,朋友! Hang in there, buddy!
而且他没死. And he didn't die.
好吗?你送他去医院.是好运. 一切都在于你的想法. Okay? You drove him to the hospital. It's good luck.
没错. -All in how you frame it. -Sure.
我必须说我喜欢这里.我可以住下来. Gotta say I like it here. I could live here.
我喜欢这里的气氛,人们很体贴... I like the atmosphere, the people are considerate....
除了那个人. Except for that guy.
为什么这任务薪水这么好? Why is this job paying so well?
本来是卡弗的,但他胃疼. It was supposed to be Carver's, but he's got some stomach thing.
-卡弗? -而且他不做抢夺的任务. -Carver? -And he doesn't do snatch-and-grabs.
我顶替卡弗?我排在卡弗之后? I'm filling in for Carver? You picked me second to Carver?
你说你回来后第一份工作要简单的. You said you wanted simple for your first job back.
这个最简单了. Doesn't get simpler.
-糟了. -怎么了? -Shit. -Shit what?
看来我的钥匙应该是那人撞我时掉了. I think I must have lost the key when that guy bumped into me.
你再说说是什么号码? -What's the number again?
523. 523.
卡弗. Carver.
多么自我. What an ego.
他就是个自我完善的人选. I mean, talk about a candidate for self-improvement.
请病假?他是高中生吗? Calling in sick? I mean, what is that, high school?
我的确看见你的成长. I can hear that personal growth.
我知道我不该有偏见.我必须改过. I know I'm being judgmental. I need to work on that.
但是,天啊,真是个混蛋. But, Jesus, what a douchebag.
你的要求最奇怪.爆竹? You have the strangest requests. Firecrackers?
我很勤奋. I'm industrious.
请告诉我你没有订安眠药. Please tell me you didn't order the sleeping powder.
没有. Nope.
你差点让安克雷奇那个保镖心脏病发作. You almost gave that bodyguard in Anchorage a heart attack.
我已经研究了剂量. I've worked on the dosage.
把枪拿去. Take the gun.
请出示你的票. Ticket please.
感谢您乘搭我们的火车. Thank you for using our train.
头等舱在那边. First class is that way.
我猜你没有拿枪? -I'm gonna assume you didn't take the gun? -Barry says every conflict
巴里说每一次冲突是一个和平的机会... is an opportunity for a peaceful....
是什么了? What was it?
而你的经理人说有些冲突需要枪. And your handler says some conflicts require a gun.
坏了 Shit.
好,我上车了. Okay, I'm on.
嗯,那是一个开始. Well, that's a start.
这很不错. Hey, this is nice.
经济舱? Economy?
我在考虑创办自己的代理公司. 一律接简单的工作. I'm thinking of starting my own agency. You know, all simple jobs, all the time.
这商业计划真糟糕. That's a terrible business plan.
不再有反社会者,疯子.只给有素质的人. No more sociopaths, no more maniacs. Just quality people.
巴里说是时候改变了.我赞成. Barry says it's time for some change. I think he's right.
巴里不知道你的职业. Barry does not know what you do for a living.
好,开始吧.弹元列车有16节车厢 Okay, here we go. The bullet train has 16 cars.
十个经济舱,六个头等舱, Ten economy, six first-class,
记住,每个车站只停一分钟. and remember, only one minute stop at every station.
你不介意吧? Bloody fuckin' hell. Do you mind?
他是盲还是什么? What is he, fucking blind or something?
拜托.不,你不用偷饼干吧. Come on. No, you don't have to nick the biscuits, man.
柠檬与橘子
糟了.你还好吗?好,没事. Oh, no. You all right? Okay, cool.
-混蛋. -谢谢你. -Fucking asshole. -Thank you.
我为什么会那样? Why'd I do that?
我好像有强迫症什么的.只要我看到就要拿. It's like I got a compulsion or something. I have to take it if I see it.
必须找人谈谈.说真的. Need to talk to someone. Serious.
金鱼饼?我不明白. A goldfish biscuit? I mean, I don't understand it.
好,简单的攫取行动.我该攫取的是什么? Okay, simple snatch-and-grab. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?
一个公事包.线人说把手上有一张火车贴纸. A briefcase. Intel says there's a train sticker on the handle.
公事包有主人.主人都不简单. Briefcases have owners. Owners are not simple.
最新消息说主人们在经济舱. And the last update says the owners will be in economy class.
不止一个主人?你为什么不叫我把枪拿来? Owners, plural? Why didn't you tell me to bring that gun?
我有.你选择了精神启蒙. I did. You chose spiritual enlightenment.
请出示车票. Chiketto, please.
车票. Ticket.
等等. Hold on.
不是.收据. Ah, no, no. Receipt.
糟了,看来我也掉了车票. Shit, I think I dropped my ticket, too.
那收据显示我买了车票不是吗? That receipt shows I bought a ticket, though, right?
一个站. One stop.
好的. Yep.
我以为日本人在这里会鞠躬. I thought they bowed here.
我推了他.头等舱,B4座位 I PUSHED HIM. FIRST CLASS, SEAT B4
抱歉,孩子. Sorry, kid.
我在找... I'm looking for...
你找到了. You found her.
-噢,柠檬. -橘子. -Oh, Lemon. -Tangerine.
你在流血,朋友. You're bleeding, mate.
朋友,糟了. Oh, mate, shit. Oh, shit, man.
我杀了什么人? Who the fuck did I kill?
-找个湿纸巾什么的. -不是我的,朋友. -Get a Wet One on it or something. -It's not mine, mate.
-不是你的? -是的.我没流血. -Oh, it's not yours? -Yeah. I don't bleed.
那么就打开你的外套,让大家看看. In that case, leave your jacket open, let everyone have a good old look.
-对啊我要大家看我的领带. -你到底搞什么? -Yeah, I want everyone to see my tie. -Fuck is wrong with you?
把外套拉一起,这样没人会注意到,柠檬. Pull your coat together so no one else notices, Lemon.
我想他们会首先注意到幼稚的代号. I think they'll notice the childish code names first.
但如果我们决定用水果,为何不叫苹果或橙? But if we're gonna stick with fruit, why not apple or orange?
这包里有什么? So, what's in this case?
你不是吧? Are we doing this?
你知道里面有什么. You know what's in the case.
钱.永远都是钱. Money. It's always money.
橘子是精致的. Tangerines are sophisticated.
现在他说水果很精致. Now he's callin' a fruit sophisticated.
是的,它和其它水果交叉配种. Yeah, it's cross-hybridized with other fruit.
他们适应能力强.像我一样. They're adaptable. Like me.
你说经济舱有六辆车, You said six cars in economy,
比如说每辆车30名乘客, say 30 passengers per car,
我猜每人两个行李,乘以2,而你携带... guessing two bags per, let's see, times two and you carry--
是啊,我不可能找到... Yeah, no fuckin' way I'm gonna find one brie--
-等等. -什么? -Wait. -What?
-把手上有火车贴纸? -是的. -Train sticker on the handle? -Yeah.
天啊. Holy shitbox.
-我为什么是柠檬? -因为你尖酸刻薄. -And why am I Lemon? -Because you're sour.
-没人喜欢柠檬. -那是胡扯,朋友. -No one likes lemons. -That's bollocks, mate.
-柠檬水,柠檬糖. -你喉咙痛? Lemonades, lemon drops.
柠檬酥皮派. -You got a sore throat? -Lemon meringue pie.
你最后一次吃柠檬酥皮派是什么时候? When's the last time you ate lemon meringue pie?
-柠檬蛋糕. -抱歉,你在说柠檬? -Lemon drizzle cake. -I'm sorry, are you talking about lemons?
-我拿到公事包了. -很好. -I have the case. -Well, that's great.
-是吗? -是的. -Is it? -Yes.
-有什么内幕? -没有. -What's the catch? -There is a no catch.
-总会有的. -下车. -There's always a catch. -Get off the train.
我蛮喜欢柠檬.我只是讨厌代号. Quite like lemons. I just hate code names.
看这个.睡公主. Oh, well, look at this. Sleeping Beauty.
-醒来吧. -鸡蛋和培根. -Wakey, wakey. -Eggs and bakey.
我在哪里? Where am I?
现在你安全了.你爸爸派我们来的. You're safe now. Your father sent us.
你们这些笨蛋是我爸爸请的? You idiots work for my father?
别冲动,我们可以把你装进箱子送回给爸爸. Ooh, easy, we could deliver you back to your pops in a box.
从技术上来说,我们是外部承包商. Technically, we're outside contractors.
我是橘子.他是柠檬. I'm Tangerine. He's Lemon.
水果? Like the fruit?
-你没看过托马斯坦克引擎? -来了. -You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine? -Here we go.
你现在看的是什么东西?什么也不是. Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing.
是曲折,暴力,戏剧,没有信息. It's twists, violence, drama, no message.
重点是什么? What's the point? Huh?
我们该学什么? What are we supposed to learn?
我在托马斯那里学到关于人的一切. Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.
-你带了你的贴纸书吧? -你知道我总是带着. -You bring your sticker book, did ya? -You know I always bring my stickers.
看这个橘子.他是个戈登.这个蓝色的. Take Tangerine here. He's a Gordon. This blue one.
戈登是最强的,这最重要. And Gordon is the strongest, the most important.
但他不常听别人说. But he doesn't always listen to others.
你说什么? What's that, now?
我是说有些人是爱德华兹.聪明,善良. I mean, some people are Edwards. Wise, kind.
有些人是亨利. 勤奋,坚强. Some are Henrys. Hard-working, strong.
狄塞尔是最受欢迎的托马斯&朋友系列的玩具之一
有些人就像狄塞尔 Some people are Diesels.
我也是醉了 Fuck me!
那些都是麻烦. Those are trouble.
你,虽然... You, though....
对,你就像佩西. Yeah, you seem like a Percy.
年轻. Young.
可爱. Sweet.
不太机灵. Not all there.
你们说完了? You finished, both of you?
对了.你爸爸... -Yeah. -Right. Your daddy
请我们来帮你摆脱你给自己惹的麻烦, 淘气的孩子. hired us to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into, naughty boy.
-所以你为什么是橘子? -很复杂,朋友. -Why are you Tangerine, though? -Oh, it's sophisticated, mate.
天啊.那不重要吧? Oh, fuckin' hell. It's not important, is it?
重要的是我们留下了17具尸体 What is important are the 17 dead bodies we left
让你从计划绑架你的黑社会手中 getting you back from the Triad that kidnapped you
把你赎回给你有严重精神病的父亲. with the plans to ransom you to your extremely psychotic fucked-up father.
其实是16具. Actually, it's 16.
你说什么? What's that, now?
-死了16人,朋友. -不,是17. -Sixteen kills, mate. -No, it was 17.
-是16. -7. -It's 16. -Seven.
- 你开始让我生气了. -16. -You're startin' to get on my fucking tits. -Sixteen.
-我会将我的头砸向一堵砖墙. I'll smash my fucking head through a brick wall.
也许那会帮助你的记忆,因为是16个. Maybe that'd help your memory 'cause it was 16.
是17.我现在想掐死你. It was 17, goddamn it. I wanna fucking strangle you now.
你介意我们现在做吗? Do you mind if we do this right now?
他们杀了多少人 （主角以恩格尔伯特汉珀丁克）
1. One.
2,3. Two, three.
五个玩扑克的人. Five guys playing poker.
继续走! Keep moving!
-大个子. -对.大个子. -Big guy. -Yeah, big guy.
今天某个时候! Sometime today!
10. Ten.
三个有剑的混蛋. Three assholes with swords.
我明白.去死吧! Fucking get it. Fuck!
你为什么总是带着剑? Why do you always bring swords?
黑社会.你会带着,不是吗? Fucking Triad. You would, wouldn't ya?
你个杂种 You son of a bitch!
其实我蛮喜欢剑的. I like swords, actually.
看来是时候来个雅发蛋糕动作. Looks like it's time for a Jaffa Cake.
马车轮怎么样? How about a Wagon Wheel?
也行. Oh, that works.
摇摆! Swing!
14,15. Fourteen, fifteen.
和摩托车上的混蛋. And the prick on the motorcycle.
那么就16. -So 16. -You forgot the poor,
你忘了那个可怜的无辜平民. -innocent civilian on the street.
去你的 The fuck you--
朋友.你还好吗?天啊... Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy, you okay? Oh, my--
那不是我们的错. Shit. That wasn't our fault.
-不是我们的错? -不是. -Wasn't our fault? -No.
托马斯坦克引擎会说什么,柠檬? Well, what would Thomas the Tank Engine say, Lemon?
这真的很卑鄙. That's really mean.
他会说,"嘿嘿,承担责任吧,朋友." He'd say, "Hey, take responsibility, mate."
不像他说的话. He doesn't sound like that.
我和主人之间要拉开一点距离. Gonna put a little distance between me and the owners.
-你紧张吗? -是的. -Are you nervous? -Yeah, I'm nervous.
-你听起来很紧张. -因为我的确是紧张. -You sound nervous. -Because I am, in fact, nervous.
听好,我会在下一站下车. Hey, listen, I'm just gonna get off at the next stop.
我们一起坐吧? Oh, let's have a seat, then, huh?
你知道他们怎么称呼你爸爸吗? Do you know what they call your papushka?
我当然知道. Course I fucking do.
白死神.不完全是水果. The White Death. Not exactly a fruit.
不.就是这样. No. There you go.
这里有个故事...你听过了就叫我停. There's a story-- Stop me if you've heard it.
...有个女人发现自己 --where this woman found herself
处于欠你父亲一大笔钱的不幸境地. in the unfortunate position of owing your father a tidy sum of money.
现在,问题是她花了一些时间才拿到这笔钱. Now, the issue was it took her some time to acquire this money.
但她晚了五分钟还回钱,对吗? But she did pay it back five minutes late, didn't she?
-是,他做了什么? -切断她的手臂. -该死的！ -Yeah, what'd he do? -Cut her arm off.-Fuckin' hell!
他说她每分钟都欠他一根手指. Yeah, He said she owed him a finger for every minute.
无论如何,他不是怪物. He's not a monster. He didn't make her sit through it five times.
他没逼她经历五次.他只砍了一次,不是吗? He just cut once, didn't he?
太容易了. -This is too easy. -You're overthinking it.
-你想太多. -你想的太少了. -You're underthinking it. -It's not a word.
-没有那样的话. -有的. -Yes, it is. -Really?
-真的? -应该是. I think it is.
-你谷歌了? -算了. -Did you google it? -Doesn't matter.
巴里会说什么? What would Barry say?
巴里会说, "负面的想法会导致负面的结果." Barry would say, "A negative outlook leads to a negative outcome."
哇.你到底付多少钱给他? Wow. How much do you pay him again?
我们的工作是确保你的安全 Our job is to keep you safe
并找回装有赎金的公事包. and to recover the briefcase with the ransom money inside.
我计划完成我的工作后... And I plan on completin' my job and keeping....
柠檬.公文包呢? Lemon. Where's the briefcase?
噢,我藏起来了. Oh, I stashed it.
公文包,柠檬. The case, Lemon.
去拿公文包给我. Go get me the fucking case.
你是个负担,知道吗?对我爸爸来说. You're a liability, you know? To my father.
他不需要理由来杀你这种人. He doesn't need a reason to kill people like you.
他需要一个不杀的理由. He needs a reason not to.
他有吗? Does he have one?
真的很乱. That's fucking confusin'.
喂? -Hello?
白死神的孩子在你手上? Do you have White Death's son
你是说这个脸上有愚蠢纹身的白痴? You mean this dickhead with the silly face tattoos?
-他就坐在这里. -还有公事包呢? -He's sat right here. -And the briefcase?
是的,当然,在我手上. Yes, of course, I've got the case.
你们都将在京都站下车. You will both deboard at Kyoto station.
然后你和他的生意就完成了. Then your business with him will be concluded.
刚刚就在这里. It was just here.
现在没有了. Well, it's not anymore.
我们必须找出拿了公事包的人. We need to find the person who took that case.
也许你是对的. Maybe you're right.
也许我的运气开始改变. Maybe my luck is starting to turn.
你. You.
是. Yes.
我. Me.
但你是木村雄一. But you are Yuichi Kimura.
而你是来杀我的. And you came here to kill me.
我的父母叫我 My parents call me malen'kiy prints.
是小王子的意思. 很明显的,他们要一个男孩. That means little prince. Obviously, they wanted a boy.
你应该想听整个故事. You're going to want to hear the whole story.
不然你会十分后悔. Or you'll be very, very sorry.
是医院. It's the hospital.
等等. Hang on.
嗨.是的,现在你可以看那男孩了. Hi. Yes, you can see the boy now.
很好,如果每十分钟你没有我的消息 Good. If you don't hear from me every ten minutes
或你打来时我没接电话, or if I don't answer this phone when you call,
我要你进去然后杀了... I want you to go in there and kill....
抱歉,你儿子叫什么名字来着? I'm sorry, what's your boy's name again?
瓦塔鲁. Wataru.
对. Right. Right.
杀了瓦塔鲁. Kill Wataru.
幸好我们等待了. Aren't we glad we waited?
我们找到了他的儿子.那是我们的任务. We got his son. That was our job.
我们的任务是带着他儿子和他的一千万回去. Our job was to come back with his son and his $10 million.
用三个字形容我们的处境.你知道是什么吗? Three words describe our situation right now.
当然.救...他...儿子. -Do you know what they are? -Sure do. Saved...his...son.
家人比金钱更重要,对吧? Family's more important than money, right?
你真的认识白死神吗? Do you honestly not know who the White Death is?
我知道.5分钟前你刚告诉我. I know the White Death. You just told me 5 minutes ago.
为何我还要费心把简报转发给你? Why do I even bother forwarding you the briefings?
我不知道. I do not know.
日本的黑道曾由一名叫峰岸的人统治. The Japanese underworld used to be ruled by a man named Minegishi.
峰岸是个野蛮的混蛋. Now, Minegishi was one brutal bastard.
但他是老派,你知道吗? But he was old-school, you know?
传统和忠诚对他来说最重要. Tradition and loyalty was all that mattered to him.
当你被接纳,就是成员.你就像家人一样. When you were in, you were in. You were like family.
他对待你就像你是他自己人一样. He treated you like you were one of his own.
然后突然出现来自 俄罗斯的6英尺6寸的怪人. Then out of the blue comes this 6-foot-fucking-6 geezer from Russia.
传闻说他被俄罗斯黑手党流放了 Whispers that he was exiled from the Russian mafia
或是前特务. or that he was ex-KGB.
没人真正知道真相. No one really knows the truth.
但众所周知的是这个俄罗斯人... But what is known is this Russian
...一路攀升. worked his way up the ranks.
逐步地.一个接一个地杀. Bit by bit. Kill by kill.
而且很快就成了峰岸最亲密的顾问之一. And very, very fucking quickly became one of Minegishi's closest advisors.
那些忠于他的人说: And those loyal to him said:
"别过于信任.这人不大正常. "Hold your horses. This geezer ain't the full ticket.
他并不可信." He ain't to be trusted."
"他很危险,"他们说. "He's dangerous," they said.
"现代瘟疫,"他们说. "A modern plague," they said.
"白死神." "A White Death."
所以,果然他们是对的. So, sure enough, they were right.
他建立了自己的联盟. He made his own alliance.
他自己的党派. His own gang.
然后他会做什么? And what'd he do?
在他背后捅了一刀. Stabbed him in the back.
我是指比喻.他把他的脑都炸了,不是吗? I mean, metaphorically. He blew his fucking brains out, didn't he?
他在一夜之间将峰岸这个名字从地球上消失. He wiped the name Minegishi off the face of the earth in one single night.
并建立了一个配得上白死神的帝国. And made an empire worthy of the White Death.
所以,让我直言不讳. So, let me put this bluntly.
有个没有灵魂的精神病领袖 There's this soulless psychotic leader
与地球上最大的犯罪组织 with the largest criminal organisation on the planet
会以他认为合适的方式报复我们. shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks.
那个混蛋绝对是狄塞尔,不是吗? That motherfucker's definitely a Diesel, then, isn't he?
如果你再一次提到托马斯坦克引擎 If you mention Thomas the Tank Engine one more time
我要朝你的脸开枪. I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking face.
好,如果他那么恶劣, Okay, if he's such a badass,
为何随机雇了两个杀手, 而不是自己把儿子要回来? how come he hired two random operators instead of getting his son back himself?
如果你真的看过简报,就会知道他有妻子. If you actually read the briefings you'd know that he had a wife.
什么,他有妻子? What, he had a wife?
她是他人生中最重要的人,而她死了. She was the most important fucking thing in his life, and she died.
酒驾事故什么的. Drunk driving accident or some shit.
现在他就封闭在院子里,没有离开过. And now he's at the compound. He ain't left since.
一个不知名的机车 可能会说有一个教训要吸取. An unnamed locomotive might say there's a lesson to be learned.
而且他没有随机雇佣两个操作员,柠檬. And he didn't hire two random operators, Lemon.
他找了最好的. No, he asked for the best.
他要求负责玻利维亚任务的那两人. He asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job.
玻利维亚
他要求不会搞砸的专业人士. He asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up.
三个字,柠檬. Three words, Lemon.
-我们... -完蛋了. -We are-- -Fucked.
你要什么? What do you want?
人们以为我只是一个年轻女孩. People think that I'm just some young girl.
某人的未来妻子,或... Someone's future wife...
未来母亲. or future mother.
但我不活在别人的故事里. But I'm not in someone else's story.
你们都在我的故事里. You're all in mine.
这和我有什么关系? The fuck does that have to do with me?
你为城里最可怕的老板工作： You work for the most feared boss in the city:
白死神. The White Death.
随便你否认. Oh, deny it all you want.
但你为一个为别人工作的人工作,等等, But you work for someone who works for someone else, et cetera, et cetera,
而一切都回到同一个人. and it all falls under the same person.
你两天前送来了一个公事包 You delivered a briefcase two days ago
给白死神的一位同伙, to one of the White Death's associates,
而我看见了我的机会. and I saw my opportunity.
跟随案件,找到白死神. Follow the case and find the White Death.
我不知道你认为我能为你做什么. I don't know what you think I can do for you.
那是故事里我最爱的部分. Oh, that is my favourite part of the story.
你会替我杀了他. You're going to kill him for me.
我怎么会去杀白死神? How the fuck am I going to kill the White Death?
你等着看吧. You'll see.
看那个. Oh, look at that.
我们正按计划进行. We are right on schedule.
坐下来,放松一点.你看来好紧张. Sit back, relax a little bit. You look so tense.
我们救了他的儿子. We rescued his fucking son.
我们找出拿了公事包的混蛋,把事情做好, We find the fucker who took the briefcase, make things right,
事情就像未发生过一样. be like it never happened.
你还穿着避弹衣? You still got that vest on ya?
不,衣会给你一种虚假的安全感. No, vests give you a false sense of security.
你也许,例如,被射中颈项. You might, like, get shot in the neck.
它也能让你避开被射中胸部, It also stops you from getting shot in the chest,
但我猜你错过了托马斯那一集,对吗? but I guess you missed that episode of Thomas.
应该是了,因为那听起来很恐怖. I really must've, because that sounds dark as shit.
去穿吧,不然就闭嘴,老兄. Nut up or shut up, bruv.
好,那么计划有点改变. Well, so, slight change of plans.
先是他妻子,现在是儿子? First his wife, now his son?
死了好多白人. That's a lot of white deaths.
我要你坚强,儿子.明白吗? I want you to be strong, son. Do you understand?
坚强. Be strong.
狼
我的心. My heart.
不要! No!
找出是那个混蛋做的事. Find me the son of a bitch who did this.
报仇
你真好运. You lucky son of a bitch.
你捅了我一刀?! You stabbed me?!
你毁了我的人生. You ruined my life.
我根本不认识你! I don't even know you!
我是来报仇的. I come here for revenge.
杀死萨瓜罗的杀手杀了我的妻子. The assassin who killed El Saguaro killed my wife.
但命运使这成为特别的买一送一. But fate made this a two for one special.
我们能暂停一下吗?谈一谈? Can we just take a time-out here? Talk this out?
我永远不会停止来找你. I will never stop coming for you.
什么? What?
你随心所欲地跑吧.我会找到你的. Run as far as you like. I will find you.
为什么? Why?
我会以你毁我方式去毁坏你的生活! And I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine!
老兄,我根本不认识你! Dude, I don't even know you!
我的心. My heart.
搞什么...? What the--?
哇.不是吧? Wow. Really?
让他的死成为愤怒毒性中的一个教训. Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.
委内瑞拉,乌拉圭,巴塞罗那. Venezuela, Uruguay, Barcelona.
你是谁? Who are you?
全体乘客:我们将在新横滨稍作停留. All passengers: We'll make a brief stop
好,朋友,试试这个. -at Shin Yokohama. -All right, mate, try these.
-他们是飞鼠眼镜. -飞鼠是什么? -They're them Momonga glasses. -The fuck is a Momonga?
飞鼠家庭!厨房电视
日本排名第一的动漫 周四上午9点
每周四在托马斯之后上演. Comes on after Thomas every Thursday.
-好. -很好. -Okay. -It's good.
-就是那样. -他应该看起来像睡着.对了,就是那样. -Just like that. -He should look asleep. There, like that.
芥末. Wasabi.
我们必须确保他不会从这列火车下车. We gotta make sure he doesn't step a foot off this train.
你看到公事包,就和拥有它的人谈判. You see the case, deal with whoever has it.
好,我该怎么做?和他谈,真的和他谈判? All right, how do I do that? Talk to him, or, like, talk to him?
不然告诉他戈登如何遇见珀西的故事 Why don't you tell him about the story about how Gordon met Percy
以及珀西现在为何眼窝流着血! and how Percy's now bleeding from his fucking eye sockets!
他的意思是杀了他. He means kill him.
全体乘客: All passengers:
- 我们将在新横滨稍作停留. - 妈的 -We'll make a brief stop at Shin Yokohama. -Goddamn it.
借过. Excuse me.
我原谅你. You are fuckin' excused.
约堡. Joburg.
抱歉,朋友. I'm sorry, buddy.
给我! Give it!
完球了 Shitballs!
那不算一分钟. That wasn't a minute.
-我错过了我的站. -为什么? -I missed my stop. -Why?
-因为神恨我. -不是的. -Because God hates me. -No, she doesn't.
-公事包还在你手上? -是的,我藏起来了. -Do you still have the case? -Yeah, I stashed it.
-在下一站下车. -你说的话听起来很容易. -Get off at the next stop. -It sounds so easy when you say it.
你是否知道小雪茄这个名字? Does the name El Cigarillo mean anything to you?
-艾撒瓜若?卡特尔老大? -是啊.听起来很熟悉? -El Saguaro? The cartel boss? -Yeah, why does that sound so familiar?
你在墨西哥潜入的婚礼他在场. He was in the wedding you infiltrated in Mexico.
龙舌兰酒? Tequila?
你是鸡尾酒侍者. You were the cocktail server.
新郎.我就知道我认得那个人. 我真的很擅长认人. The groom. I knew I recognised that guy.
等等,什么人? -I'm really good with faces. -Wait, what guy?
抱歉.马上回来. Sorry. Be right back.
刺伤我的人. 我把酒洒在他的西装上.他现在死了. The guy who stabbed me. I spilled wine on his suit. He's dead now.
-你杀了狼? -那是意外. -You killed the Wolf? -It was an accident.
我真的必须在星期一处理我在事件中的角色. I'm really gonna have to process my part in the incident on Monday.
完了!不是吧. Shit! Fuck! No.
完了.怎么了? Shit. Fuck. What?
还记得玻利维亚任务的那两个怪人吗? Remember those two wackos from the Bolivia job?
那双胞胎? The Twins?
是,我不太肯定他们是双胞胎. Yeah, I'm not so sure they're twins.
够了.大家都知道他们是双胞胎. Stop it. Everyone knows they're twins.
现在他们其中一人正向我走来. One of them is walking towards me right now.
我想我在月台上见到另一个. I think I saw the other one on the platform.
被占用. Occupied.
现在我们知道了这个案子的主人是谁. Now we know who the owners of the case are.
这正是我要说的.我们必须多讨论 This is exactly what I'm talkin' about.
关于我们周围的人的素质. We have to have a hard discussion about the calibre of people
我们为什么要窃窃私语? -we are surrounding ourselves with. -Why are we whispering?
喂. -Hello. -The White Death would like to know
白死神想知道你为什么下火车. why you stepped off train.
我想透透气. Wanted some fresh air.
你的命令是留在火车上. Your orders were to stay on the train.
我没意识到会有人来监视我. I didn't realise I was gettin' a babysitter to come cut my bollocks.
我是专业的. 我们正确保公事包和他儿子都安全. I'm a professional. We're making sure the case and his son are perfectly safe.
我现在可以去工作吗? Can I please go do my job now?
你太好了.非常谢谢你. Oh, very kind of you. Thank you very much.
哎哟我靠，你大爷的 Fuck me! Jesus Christ.
在日本的火车上打电话很不礼貌. It's very rude, talking on the phone, on the train in Japan.
这个够无礼了吗,混蛋? This rude enough for ya, ya fucking prick?
把你的帽子丢了,知道吗? Shove that fuckin' hat up your fuckin' asshole, you hear me?
该死的任务. Fuck this job.
我就知道我们应该要提升! I knew we should have got an upgrade, fuck all.
对不起. I beg your pardon, sorry.
我不知道有位年轻女士在场.抱歉. I wasn't aware there was a young lady present. Apologise.
你没碰巧看到 有人带着一个银色公事包经过吧? You didn't happen to see someone come by with a silver briefcase, did ya?
手把上有一个小火车贴纸. There's a little train sticker by the handle.
其实有的. Actually, yeah.
一个戴黑框眼镜的男人拿着.他往那边去了. A man with black framed glasses had it. He went that way.
谢谢你,亲爱的. Thank you, love.
那个该死的混蛋。 That fucking bastard.
来吧. Come on.
"戴黑眼镜男人.拦住他." "Guy in black glasses. Stop him."
嗨.这桌子底下有枪... Hi. There's a gun under this table--
这是肃静车厢. This is the quiet car.
在这里得轻声细语,小子. Gotta use your small inside voice in here, son.
肃静车厢
这桌子下有一把枪指着你,所以我会... There's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you, so I would--
-我听不太清楚你说什么. -有把枪... -I can't really hear what you're saying. -There's a gun--
我开玩笑的,朋友. I'm just fuckin' with you, mate.
约翰内斯堡后好久不见了. It's been a long time since Johannesburg.
你到底是谁? Yeah. Who the fuck are you?
不是吧.你不记得我? Really. You don't remember me?
你看起来就像我见过的所有无家可归的白人. You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
好. Okay.
我有一些我相信你正在寻找的东西... Well, I have something I believe you're looking f--
真的?你不记得我? -Really? You don't remember me? -I remember Johannesburg,
我记得约翰内斯堡,但不记得你了. but I don't remember you.
你向我开枪. You shot me.
-我对很多人开枪. -你向我开枪两次. -I shoot a lot of people. -You shot me twice.
嗷 Ow!
你也有一张让人想开枪的脸. Well, you also have a shootable face.
我知道你就是黑框眼镜男. I know you're Black Framed Glasses.
拿我们公事包的那个厚脸皮混蛋. The cheeky fucker who took our briefcase.
是的.是我. Yes. Yes, I am.
自约堡以来,我接了很多私人工作. You know, I've done a lot of personal work since Joburg.
我已原谅并往前看了. I've forgiven, I've moved on.
我了解到任何潜在的冲突 I've learned that with any potential conflict
都有成长的机会,是通往和平结果的道路. there's an opportunity for growth, a path to a peaceful outcome.
很有趣. Interesting.
那是谁? Who is that?
我不知道. I have no idea.
你怎么知道在那边? How did you know that was there?
我没说? Didn't I mention?
我一直很幸运. I've always been lucky.
就在那时,我对着镜子仔细看了很久. It was then that I took a long, hard look into the mirror.
你知道吗? And you know what?
朋友,我不喜欢我看见的东西. Buddy, I didn't like what I saw.
不.任何事物. Nope. Nada.
一直到我喜欢了.你知道吗? Until I did. You know?
我们之间有一道墙. Between us now sits a wall.
但这是一种错觉. But it's an illusion.
因为在每一道墙里,等待着一扇窗... For within every wall, awaits a window--
等等,是一个门. Oh, wait, it's a door.
很快的,你都痛苦地过每一天对吗? Real quick, every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?
是的.你和你的拍档... Right. You and your partner--
我是柠檬,他是橘子. I'm Lemon, he's Tangerine.
好,柠檬...就像水果吗? Okay, Lemon-- Like the fruit?
没错. Blessings.
-你有什么打算? -是这样的. -What's your plan here? -Here's the plan.
我把公事包还给你,你不杀我. I give you back your case, you don't kill me.
你把公事包给你老板,他不杀你. You give your case to your employer, he doesn't kill you.
你我都活着,皆大欢喜.双赢,你觉得呢? You're alive, I'm alive, everyone's happy.Win-win, don't you think?
你怎么知道聘请你的人 不会因为任务失败而杀了你? How do you know whoever hired you won't kill you for failing your job?
双败.不开心. Lose-lose. No happy.
老兄,我只想下车, Man, I just wanna get off this train,
去看个禅园什么的,你知道吗? go see a Zen garden and some shit, you know?
-我想接受你的建议. -很好. -I'd like to accept your offer. -Great.
但你却杀了某人.不是吗? But then you went and killed someone. Didn't you?
-你怎么知道? -也不怎么低调. -How did you know...? -Wasn't exactly subtle.
那是场意外.悲惨. It was an accident. Tragic.
甚至是奇怪. Bizarre, even.
很酷的故事,老兄,但是... Cool story, bro,
我想你有要带着那个公事包离开这里的计划. but I think you had your own plans of getting out of here with that case.
-不. -将谋杀罪名推在我们身上. -No, no. -Pinning a body on us.
希望白死神忙着砍断我们的手 Hoping the White Death
而不是我们的手指. is so busy cuttin' off our arms instead of cuttin' off our fingers.
就像坦克引擎托马斯总是说:"简单更好." It's like Thomas the Tank Engine always says: "Simple is better."
-那小孩的节目? -是的,那小... -The kids' show? -Yes, the fucking ki-- Man.
我从托马斯那里学到了关于人的一切. I learned everything about people from Thomas.
-一切. -真的? -Everything. -Really?
这就是我能了解像你这样的人的原因, It's how I can read people like you so well.
你是个狄塞尔. And you are a Diesel.
我不是个狄塞尔. I am not a Diesel.
你是狄塞尔王中之王... You're the Diesel-est Diesel...
差远了. Not even close.
我人生中没见过的,老兄. ...I've ever seen in my life, man.
因为狄塞尔会虚张声势.他们太过分了. 'Cause Diesels bluff. They go too far.
我想要让狄塞尔远离我的生活,知道吗? I'm trying to get Diesels out of my life, you know?
如果这桌底下有枪,是的, 我会和那孩子一样死的. If there was a gun under this table, yeah, I'd be as dead as that kid over there.
不. Nope.
你... You mother--
要有勇气倾听. Have the courage to listen.
来吧,约堡. Come on, Joburg.
不. No.
第三枪. Shot number three.
不.我没时间或耐心,更别说兴趣. No, no, no. I ain't got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.
去他妈的 Fucking hell.
你在跟着我?停! Are you following me? Stop!
混蛋 Asshole!
我会叫车长来! I'll call the conductor!
别多管闲事,女士! Eat a bag of dicks, lady!
抱歉.我在努力. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm working on it.
我不是狄塞尔,你才是. I'm not a Diesel, you're a Diesel.
他在这里.
快到了.让他继续说.
-这里有另一具尸体. -当然有. -There's another body here. -Of course there is.
不是我的错,我相信他是白死神的儿子. Not my fault, and I believe it's the son of the White Death.
双胞胎认出你了吗? Did the Twins ID you?
你听到我的话吗?白死神.死神. Did you hear what I said? White Death. Death. Death.
抢夺,才怪. Snatch-and-grab, my ass.
在这列火车上还有其他人在工作. There's someone else doing a job on this train.
双胞胎.我们知道了. The Twins. We know that.
我再说一次,不是双胞胎. Again, not twins.
疯子,但不是双胞胎. Loonies, but not twins.
他们是为那小子而来,但有人杀了他. They're here for the kid, but somebody killed the kid.
-那个拿刀的人. -狼. -The guy with the knife. -The Wolf.
他说他是来报仇的. He said he came here for revenge.
他碰巧撞到了我,自然而然就发生了啊. He just happened to run into me, because of course he did.
现在听好. Now, get this.
这孩子被毒死的方式 与艾斯巴罗婚礼上的方式相同. The kid was poisoned in the same way as El Sbarro was at the wedding.
那是艾撒瓜若. It's El Saguaro.
-同一个杀手? -是的. -The same killer? -Yeah.
我好像麦凯弗. I'm like MacGyver.
非洲树蛇 Fuck!
突发新闻
一条毒蛇被盗,整个日本都陷入恐慌. All of Japan is in terror because a poisonous snake was stolen.
非洲树蛇含有剧毒. Boomslang snakes have a very strong poison.
当它们咬人时,会导致内出血... When they bite, it can cause internal bleeding...
和从身体的孔中流血. and bleeding from holes in the body.
哦，妈的 Oh, shit.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
怎么了? What's wrong?
别管了，伙计 Fuck this, man.
该死的卡佛. Fuck Carver.
妈的 Shit.
感谢神.那一瞬间... Oh, thank God. For a minute there....
天啊,你遇上了麻烦,朋友. Jesus Christ, you had a bit of a bosh, pal.
好.还有五个站到京都. All right. Five stations to Kyoto.
最好看起来像样点. Better get tickety-boo.
你觉得我是活在永久焦虑中的人吗? Would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?
不是的. No, no.
你这是要疯 Ah, fucknuts.
如果不清楚,我的意思是"是的." And if it wasn't clear, I meant "yes."
-售票员,我没有票. -不肯定那是你最担心的事. -The conductor, I don't have a ticket. -Not sure that's your biggest concern.
你不明白,这人像克里斯天使. You don't understand, this guy's like Criss-fuckin'-Angel.
他无处不在. He pops up everywhere.
他拖延了我,我被橘子抓住就死定了. He slows me down, Tangerine catches me, I am dead.
死. Dead. Dead.
等等. Hold on.
嗨,朋友. Hey, bro.
想不想轻松赚$200元? Wanna make an easy 200 bucks?
是有关于...性之类的? Is this like a...sex thing?
不. Nope.
好.我开玩笑的. Oh, okay. I was kidding.
是,怎么了?你需要什么,兄弟? Yeah, what's up? What do you need, bro?
好,游戏结束,大男孩. All right, game's up, big boy.
公事包呢? Where is the case?
告诉我,我答应你我只会开枪... Tell me, and I promise I'll only shoot you enough--
哇,这就是性那些事? Whoa, whoa, is this the sex stuff?
啊呸！ Twat!
我确实喜欢口音. -Shit. -I do love an accent.
来吧. Come on.
嘘 Oops.
想象一下. Picture it.
想象什么? Picture what?
那个人.看着你儿子. Well, the man. Watching your son.
我好奇他会怎么做. I wonder how he'll do it.
也许用枕头按着脸. Maybe a pillow to the face.
或一些更高明的. Or maybe something clever.
例如静脉注射中的气泡. Like an air bubble in the IV.
不.你继续. No, no. You hold onto it.
扮成无辜少女并没那么成功 The innocent young girl act doesn't really get you very far
尤其是你握着上膛的枪. if you're holding a loaded gun.
打开扬声器. Put it on speaker.
父亲. -Father. -Yuichi?
优一?你为什么离开医院? Why did you leave the hospital?
说实话. Be honest.
谁和你一起? Who's there with you?
我找出把瓦塔鲁从屋顶推下来的凶手了. I found out who pushed Wataru off that roof.
你去见当局了? Did you go to the authorities?
我想自己处理. I wanted to handle it myself.
我的儿子. My son.
你无法控制命运. You can't control what fate has in store for us.
父亲. Father.
抱歉. I'm sorry.
我们还没结束. We're not finished.
你坐这里,尝试每一个组合 You're going to sit here and you're going to go through every combination
一直到打开公事包为止. until you open up that case.
-小子,那可能会... -不.不会的. -Kid, that could take f-- -No, no. It won't.
我会从低数字开始.就一个念头. I'd start with the low numbers. Just a thought.
天啊.他醒了. There he is.
他逃脱了. He got by me.
是.我这里也是. Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
现在最好的选择是 I guess our best option now
给白死神带上杀死他儿子的人. is bring the White Death the man who killed his son.
-但不是眼镜男杀的. -我才不理. -But Glasses didn't do it. -I could give a rat's ass.
不,我告诉你,我了解他. 他不是那种人,朋友. No, I'm telling you, I read him. He's not the type, mate.
这样吧,你喜欢你的手臂吗? I'll tell you what, do you like your arms?
你知道我喜欢的. -You know I like my arms. -Well, then
那一定要有人承担责任,不是吗? someone's got to take the blame, don't they?
-是你或我吗? -你还是我? -That's you or me? -You or me?
糟了,那混蛋偷了我的电话. Shit, that asshole stole my phone.
-和我的枪,露西亚. -哦，不是吧 And my gun, Lucille.-Oh, come on
那是我最爱的枪.混蛋. -That's my favourite gun. Son of a bitch.
真他妈的 Fuck about.
是,什么事? -Right, what? -Step off the train at the next stop
带着公事包和他儿子在下一站下车. with the briefcase and the son.
等等,不是说好了在京都? Hang on a minute, didn't we say Kyoto?
你还是继续会在京都下车. You will still depart at Kyoto.
白死神要确定你对现况坦诚相告. The White Death wants to make sure you are being honest about situation.
这简直是浪费我们... Well, this is a complete waste of our t--
好.我们只需证明我们有个不在手上的公事包 All right, all right. We just have to prove we have a case we don't have
和一个还活着的儿子. and a live son instead of a dead one.
你觉得呢? What are you thinking?
-老潘和朱迪? -老潘和朱迪. -The ol' Punch and Judy? -The ol' Punch and Judy.
你们都被告知要下车. You were all told to exit the train.
是吗?不像你,我是专家. Yeah? Well, unlike you, I'm a professional.
我要确保这不是黑道的陷阱. I wanted to make sure it weren't some Yakuza trap, but clearly not.
但显然不是,是一些80年代舞会,是吗? It's some fuckin' '80s dance-off, innit?
你的双胞胎呢?橘子? Where is your twin? Tangerine?
我是橘子. I'm Tangerine.
柠檬正在保护着公事包. Lemon's keepin' the case safe.
还有白死神的儿子呢? And the White Death's son?
是,他在那边. Yeah, he's there.
向你的粉丝挥手,公主. Wave to your fuckin' fans, princess.
他是个开朗的小伙子,对吧? He's a fuckin' happy chappy, isn't he?
但我要上车了,只剩下十秒,再见. But I've gotta pop on the train, you know, ten seconds left, so ta-ra.
我们会按照计划,在京都下车. We'll stick to the plan, depart in Kyoto.
帮个忙:别多管闲事了,好吗? Do us a favour: Get the fuck off my back, will ya?
好. Okay.
哇! Whoa!
好. Okay.
-做得很好. -是啊,希望他们相信. -That couldn't have gone better. -Yeah, let's hope they buy it.
我们必须找到那个眼镜男混蛋,立刻. We need to find that Glasses twat, like, right to the fuck now.
我往上,你往下,完事后转回头. I'm gonna go up, you go down, double back when you're done.
如果看见他,和他谈判,知道吗? If you see him, fucking deal with him, yeah?
是的. Yeah.
-上是...? -那边.往东京去. -Up is...? -That way. Towards Tokyo.
火车总是向下移动出发的. Departing trains are always moving down.
你小心. And, look, be careful.
这里还有其他事发生. -Something else is going on here. -Yeah?
是,我还是觉得有一个狄塞尔潜伏着. Yeah, I still feel like there's a Diesel lurking about.
我发誓,我说过什么?我说过什么? I swear to God, what did I say? What did I say?
-我说我会... -射我的脸.对. -I said I'll fucking-- -Shoot me in the face. Yeah.
托马斯仍然教我如何看待人, 真正地理解他们. Thomas still taught me how to see people, read them for real.
是. Yeah.
-而我从来没错过,对吧? -没有. -And I'm never wrong, am I? -No.
眼镜男,他不是我们要找的人. Glasses, he is not our guy.
好. Okay.
你先开枪,再找答案. You shoot first and come up with the answers later.
我总是那样. I always do.
还有,柠檬? And, Lemon?
是? Yeah, man?
你也小心. You be careful, too.
我的意思是, 当列车在摇着,就别敲门,对吗? I mean, when this train's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin', right?
再过七分钟,我就下火车了. Seven more minutes and I am off this train.
你藏在厕所里? Are you hiding in the bathroom?
是的.你试用过这些智能厕所? Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets?
他们真是感官上的享受. They're a pleasure to the senses.
如果现在我要上大号,肯定尽情的用它. If I had one in the chamber I would rock this bad boy right now.
底线.我们需要底线. Boundaries. We need boundaries.
天啊. Holy shit.
哇. Whoa there.
看它. Oh, look at that.
我就知道我会给你带来好运气. I knew my luck would rub off on you.
靠 Fuck.
你在干什么? What the fuck are you doing?
我做着我对你手上的枪做了的事. I am doing the same thing that I did to the gun in your hand.
我只是让事情更有趣. I'm just making things interesting.
也可以说我在未雨绸缪. I'm hedging my bets, you could say.
妈的 Fuck.
如果枪杀不了他,这公事包会. If the gun doesn't kill him, the case will.
这东西可能在我手中随时爆炸. This thing could have blown up in my hand at any point.
不.它是惰性的,除非你开火. No, no. It's inert unless you fire it.
但别开火,明白吗? But don't fire it, you know what I mean?
不像我在这个公事包里放的东西. 这是很... Unlike what I put in this briefcase here. This is very....
这根本不是惰性的.这是... Well, this is not inert at all. This is....
你知道在他自己的组织里, Did you know that there have been 31 attempts on the White Death's life
已有31次尝试杀死白死神? from within his own organisation?
每一个,他都以他们自己的武器处决. Each one, he executed with their own weapon.
你是否明白我的处境? Do you see what I'm getting at here?
木村,我带你来这里是为了失败. Kimura, I brought you here to fail.
你把我儿子推下屋顶... You push my son off a roof...
没错. Right.
带我上这列车... bring me to this train...
诬陷我为刺客... frame me as an assassin
来这里杀白死神,用我的枪... here to kill the White Death, and use my gun...
最后会在他面前爆炸? that will blow up in his face?
很好. Very good.
你已完全了解情况. Very, very good.
这是一个愚蠢的计划. It's a stupid plan.
这是... It is...
...一个绝妙的计划. a brilliant plan.
有人. Occupied.
你还记得那个在心脏手术中死去的外科医生? You remember that mob surgeon that died mid-heart operation?
-是的,他中风了,不是吗? -不,那是官方说法. -Yeah, he had a stroke, right? -No, that was the official cover.
他被下毒了. He was poisoned.
刺客的名字叫大黄蜂. The assassin goes by the name of the Hornet.
天啊! Oh, my God!
他用了非洲树蛇蛇毒. He used boomslang snake venom.
它凝结血液,使你每个孔口流血. It congeals the blood, making you bleed out of every orifice.
如果没在30秒内服用解毒剂,你就死定了. If the antidote isn't administered within 30 seconds, you're dead.
趣闻:这毒药是同样用在... Fun fact: The same poison that was used on--
艾斯佳多的. El Sagardo.
是艾撒瓜若. It's El Saguaro.
大黄蜂为何在这列车上? What is the Hornet doing on this train?
无论达成什么交易, Well, whatever deal was made,
并不是通过正常渠道进行的. it wasn't done through the normal channels.
这里还有其他的事发生着. There's something else going on here.
你还需要多久? How long are you going to be?
有人还在用,女士. It's still occupied, lady.
说什么呢，二货 なにを、そのやろ
狼一定找出大黄蜂是谁, The Wolf must have figured out who the Hornet is,
来这里要杀了大黄蜂为他妻子和老板报复. came here for revenge for his wife, his boss, came here to whack the Hornet.
天啊,你刚说"杀"吗? Oh, my God, did you just say "whack"?
-是的,我收回. -不,这话最好收好. -I did, I'm bringing it back. -No, it needs to stay where it was.
如果我能找出大黄蜂是谁, If I can figure out who the Hornet is,
我把他交给柠檬和橘子,他们就不会杀我. I can give him to Lemon and Tangerine so they don't whack me.
-真的? -看到我做了什么吗? -Really? -You see what I did there?
你还真的为自己感到骄傲吧? You're really proud of yourself, aren't you?
哎,这里的人通常很有礼貌. Jeez, they're usually so polite here.
女士,我很... Lady, I'm so--
查找我的设备 柠檬的电话
噢.很酷. Oh. That's cool.
混蛋！ Bastard!
过来,你这混蛋! Come here, you dirty fucking scum!
等等.我知道是谁杀了那小子. Wait, wait, wait. I know who killed the kid.
我不理.我的公事包呢? I couldn't give a rat's ass. Where's my fucking case?
是. Yeah.
抱歉.不好意思. Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
不,谢谢你.我们不用. Oh, no, thank you. We're okay.
我想要一瓶水. Oh, I would love a bottle of water.
这样吧.你有气泡水吗? You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?
有泡泡的? With bubbles?
就是它... Dōmo arigatō. That's the one. Thank--
是. Yeah.
对了. Oh, yeah.
老兄,我刚记得我的钱 都给了那个戴我帽子和眼镜的人. Bro, I just remembered I gave all my money to that guy to wear my hat and glasses.
你可以吗? Could you?
这瓶水多少钱,亲爱的? How much for the bottle of water, love?
来.不,不客气.一千日元. Oh, there. No, you're welcome. Yeah.
那瓶水要10镑,朋友. A thousand yen. That's ten quid for that bottle of water, mate.
你好 こんにちは
谢谢 どうもありがとう。
-你肯定你不想谈论? -不太想,不. -You sure you don't wanna talk this out? -Not particularly, no.
好. Okay.
过来,你这混蛋! You fucking bastard! Fucker! Come here, you little fuck!
我知道那小子是谁杀了. I know who killed the kid.
是吗?他在哪里? Yeah? Where the fuck is he, then?
他就在这车上. He's on this train.
那就缩小范围了,不是吗? Well, that narrows it down, then, don't it?
放开!走开! Let go! Get off!
你要接吗? You gonna get that?
不. No.
也许你该接. You probably oughta get that.
也许很重要. It could be important.
好,也许是重要的. Okay, maybe it's important.
混蛋.过来. Fucking hell. Come here.
是,你要什么? Yeah, what do you want?
白死神说在下一站拿着公事包下车 The White Death says to get off at next stop holding the briefcase
不然他会杀了火车上的每一个人. or he will kill everyone on that train.
好,我可以做到, Okay, yeah, I can make it,
但柠檬现在有点忙. but Lemon, he's a little tied up right now.
这一次要你们俩.和公事包. 不然全部人都会死. Both of you this time. With the case. Or everyone dies.
这也太偏执狂. Fuckin' paranoid, this lot.
你不会刚好带着公事包吧? You don't happen to have the case on you, do ya?
不. No.
是,我不认为我能来得及通知柠檬. Yeah, I don't think I'd reach Lemon in time anyway.
你还有他的电话. You still got his phone.
你身上有枪吗? Do you have a gun on ya?
我不喜欢. Don't like 'em.
好吧... Well....
游戏结束,朋友. Game's up, mate.
不管怎么说,你就像个混蛋 For what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole
我很庆幸你会和我一起死. and I'm glad you're gonna fucking die with me.
真好. That's nice.
我只是好奇. Just curious.
是? Yeah?
他们知道柠檬长什么样吗? Do they even know what Lemon looks like?
哇. Wow.
你们的确像双胞胎,是吧? You two do look like twins, huh?
是,好.我们拿到公事包了,然后呢? Yeah, okay. We got the case, now what?
你继续搭车到京都站. You still take the train to Kyoto Station.
好.我们可以做到.非常好. Yeah. Okay. We can do that. Wonderful.
嗨. Hey.
-你开了公事包吗? -不,当然没有. -Have you opened the case? -No, of course not.
我没问过密码,明白吗? I never asked for the combination, you know what I mean?
-好好确保它的安全. -是. Keep it safe that way.
那样没有人会贪心. So no one gets greedy.
我知道.我很抱歉. I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-我的运气不好. -是那样说吗? -I have this bad luck thing. -Is that what you call it?
我敲了那东西然后它开了... I hit the thing and it went:
-你为什么要尝试? -我想让他们更有信心. -Why did you even bother trying? -I was trying to sell it.
我不认为他们对那些东西 Well, I don't think they were in the market
有兴趣,不是吗? for fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?
但他们之前是相信的. But they were buying it.
我行的. I had 'em.
你证明了你比大家都聪明.你赢了,小子. You proved you're smarter than everyone. You've won, kid.
求求你. Please.
求求你,孩子. Please, kid.
打给你的人. Call your man.
我会听你的,只是... I'll do what you want.
...放过我儿子. Just leave my son alone.
你儿子. Your son.
你知道让他跟着我到那屋顶有多容易吗? Do you know how easy it was to get him to follow me up onto that roof?
没想到用了你三小时 Didn't think it would take you three hours
才发现自己的儿子不见了. to even realise your son was missing.
你是个糟糕的父亲, You're a terrible father,
你儿子会因为你的错 and your son is going to pay
因而付出代价. for all the mistakes that you've made.
你对人生一点也不了解. You don't know anything about life.
人生有多困难. How hard it is.
你只是... You're just...
一个被宠坏的女孩, some spoiled girl
为了不想收拾玩具 who breaks their toys
而直接把玩具弄坏了. when Mommy says she has to pick up.
抱歉.不好意思,我无意打扰你们. Sorry. Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt what's going on here.
但你不会刚好看到 But you wouldn't happen to have seen
一个带眼镜的白人从经过这里吧? a tiny white prick with a pair of glasses come through here, have you?
没有. No.
那把手上有火车贴纸的银色盒子呢? What about a silver case with a train sticker by the handle? You seen that?
你见过吗? It's not ringing any--
我想应该是... It's not really
木村大叔,你见过吗?一个银色公事包... Uncle Kimura, have you seen a silver briefcase with the train--
你是说"把手上的火车贴纸"? Did you say "train sticker by the handle"?
-对.在把手上. -真特别. -The handle had a train sticker. -That's unique.
不,我没见过那样的东西.不然我会记得. No, I haven't seen anything like that. I think I'd remember.
"木村叔叔"? "Uncle Kimura"?
-是的. -好.你还好吗?那是... -Yeah. -Right. Are you okay? That's....
对了.千万别在子弹列车上刮胡子, 人们都那样说. Oh, yeah. Never shave on a bullet train, you know what they say.
我想不妨问一问而已.我会继续找他. Well, couldn't hurt to ask, you know? I'm just gonna keep following him.
抱歉,"木村叔叔." Pardon me, "Uncle Kimura."
你们保重. You guys take care.
但是,只有一件事. Just one thing, though.
大多数人认为是"手提箱", 因为这是一列火车, Most people assume "suitcase," you know, 'cause it's a train,
过夜什么的. overnight and all.
但你... But you....
你说"公事包." You said "briefcase."
我没说过"公事包." I never said "briefcase."
我想... I think...
我找到我的狄塞尔了. I found my Diesel.
你知道京都等着我们的是什么. You know what's waiting for us in Kyoto.
我们应该下车.现在. We should just get off this train. Now.
如果你认为我在没有柠檬 或公事包的情况下车, If you think I'm stepping off this train without Lemon or the case,
你一定是错了. you must be mistaken.
好.公事包在头等舱休息室. Okay. Well, the case is in the first-class lounge.
在酒吧后面.垃圾桶里面.是你的. It's behind the bar. It's in a trash can. It's yours.
我,我会下车. Me, I'm getting off.
我要去寻找一座寺庙 重新评估我的选择什么的. I'm gonna go find a temple and re-evaluate my choices or something.
听起来很好,但事情是这样的. Ooh, that sounds very lovely, but here's the deal.
我还是需要一个替死鬼. I still need a fall guy.
妈的 Shit.
-你需要一个替死鬼. -是的. -You need a fall guy. -Yeah.
不,我明白. No, I understand. I get it.
有点疑惑,因为我在想, It's a bit of a conundrum, 'cause I'm thinking,
我该完整地送他回去 "Do I hand him back in one piece"
还是把你剁成碎片 or do I chop you up into little pieces
然后把你塞进一个飞鼠. and stuff you inside a fucking Momomon.
我正想着这个. That's what's going through my head right now.
不然... Or....
不然什么?你有更好的方法? Or what? You got a better idea, do ya?
我们之间只有一道墙, You know, before us now is just a wall,
但这是一种错觉,这是一个构造. but it's an illusion, man, it's a construct.
因为在那堵墙内有一扇窗户. You know, 'cause within that wall sits a window.
机会之窗. A window of opportunity.
该死的.是门. Damn it. It's a door.
在那堵墙内有一扇门. Within that wall is a door.
我觉得要明白这故事有点难. I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.
我要说的是,那门要关了. My point is, that door is closing.
现在唯一的问题是: Now the only question is:
哪一个是狄塞尔,哪一个是鸭子? Which one is the Diesel, which one is the Duck?
"鸭子"? "The Duck"?
是一个儿童节目.托马斯火车引擎. It's a kid's show. Thomas the Train Engine.
接近.托马斯坦克引擎. Close. Thomas the Tank Engine.
求求你,先生. Please, mister.
这个人,他绑架了我, This man, he kidnapped me,
他说他要为了赎金而扣留我. and he said that he's going to hold me for ransom.
抱歉.我被白人女孩的眼泪迷住了. I'm sorry. I get captivated by white-girl tears.
很好. Bravo.
常识告诉我这个摇摇晃晃的老家伙 Common sense tells me that this old, shaky geezer here is the one in charge,
是主谋,但我真的很擅长解读人 but I'm really good at reading people
而我觉得你不对劲. and something tells me that you are just not fucking right.
那...我们看看.我不能向你们俩开枪. So... let's see here. I mean, I can't shoot you both.
那我就找不到答案. Then I get no answers.
这样吧.我相信你会喜欢. 我们来玩一个小游戏. How about this? I'm sure you'll love this. We're gonna play a little game.
如果你想玩游戏,把双手举起. If you wanna play a game, put both your hands up.
很好.我就知道你们会喜欢. Perfect. I knew you would like this.
你们闭上眼睛,我会数到三. You're gonna close your eyes, and I'm gonna count to three.
无论谁是主谋,请举手. Whichever one is in charge, raise your hand.
不是主谋的,你指向是主谋的人. Whichever one isn't, you point at the one who is.
如果你们俩都举手或指向对方, Now if you both raise your hands or you both point at each other,
我就知道你们都是骗子,你们没讲真话. I know you're both liars, and the truth ain't in ya.
然后我会向你们两人开枪.准备好了吗? And then I'll fucking shoot you both. Ready?
你说你无法杀我们俩.你找不到答案. You said you couldn't kill us both. You'd get no answers.
-我的确说了.不是吗? -是的. -I did say that. Didn't I? -Yes.
有时应该开枪后才找答案. Sometimes you gotta shoot first and come up with answers later.
一. One.
或当你打来时我没接... Or if I don't answer this phone when you call...
-二. -杀了瓦塔鲁. Two. Three. ...kill Wataru.
三
我在做梦? Am I dreaming?
抱歉,朋友.今天不是你的幸运天. Sorry, mate. Not your lucky day.
我的包里有根电线, I have a wire in my bag,
我认为我们可以用它从外面锁上门. and I think that we could use it to lock the door from the outside.
真的很可怕. It was so scary.
他说如果我不按他说的做, 或大喊大叫什么的, He said that if I didn't do what he said, or if I yelled or anything,
他会对我做可怕的事. that he would do awful, awful things to me.
那你为什么不用这个? Then why didn't you use this, then?
是,他绑架了你,把枪给你不是吗? Yeah, he kidnapped ya and gave you his gun to hold, right?
-不. -别紧张. -No, no, no. -Easy.
求求你.我不会用枪. Please. I don't know how to use a gun. I don't know. Please.
拜托.你真的... Fuck me. You are fucking....
你真的很厉害.你肯定你没学过? You are really good. You sure you didn't study?
你根本不怕但你的嘴唇却在颤抖. You're not even afraid and your lip's quivering.
那是眼泪.那真的很真,朋友. That's a tear. That is really authentic, mate.
你是狄塞尔 You're the Diesel.
.我必须杀了你. I gotta kill ya.
求求你.我只是一个孩子. Please.I'm just a kid. Please.
你怎么做到?真的太不可思议了! How do you do that?! It's really unbelievable!
求求你. Please. Please.
你... You
你是... You are
我有... I got....
真的...你别动. It's fucking-- You stay right there.
你是不是...?发生什么事? Did you--? What the fuck is happening?
大家都爱柠檬. Everyone loves lemons.
去死吧! Fucking die!
我很高兴你欣赏了表演. I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.
你如何做到? How did you do that?
我不肯定. I'm not sure.
看来是我的好运气. Just lucky, I guess.
告诉橘子... Tell Tangerine....
橘子... Tangerine....
他是哥顿. He's Gordon.
橘子是哥顿. Tangerine is Gordon.
我要下车.我去拿公事包,就这样. Getting off this train. I'm getting that case, and that's it.
喂? Hello?
优一. Yuichi.
看来优一在火车上不见了电话. It looks like Yuichi lost his phone on the bullet train.
但你可以来京都站拿. You can pick it up at Kyoto Station, though.
-京都? -有一个"查找我的手机"应用程序. -Kyoto? -There's this Find My Phone app.
查找我的手机 柠檬的电话
非常准确. Surprisingly accurate.
再见. Bye.
天啊,他走路很有型. God, he's got a great walk.
狼先生. Mr. Wolf.
你是来杀大黄蜂的. So you came to kill the Hornet.
发生什么事? What happened?
你还好吗? Are you okay?
该死,那东西很热. Fuck, that thing is hot.
大黄蜂
47分钟前
Momomomo. Momomon. Momon. Momomon.
糕点师. The pastry chef.
你偷了我的蛇. You stole my snake, bitch.
那是你的...? 我们应该叫当局,因为有人... That was your--? We should really call the authorities 'cause someone--
拿去,混蛋! Take that, punk!
如果用这个戳你一下, 你知道会发生什么事吗? Hey, bitch. One little prick from this, you know what happens?
是的. Yes.
你的血液凝结,堵塞你的静脉. 血从眼窝流出来了. Your blood congeals, clogging your veins.You bleed out of your fucking eye socket.
我说了我知道! Fuck! I said yes!
真没用. Weak-ass bitch.
-停! -我会拿走那个公事包. -Stop! -I'm taking that case.
给我! Give it!
他们答应给我钱. I was promised my money.
-谁给? -不知道.一切都在线上. -By who? -Don't know. It was all online.
他们说我的钱在公事包里. They said my money was in the case.
什么?有人用他自己的赎金付钱 让你杀死那孩子? What? Someone paid you to have the kid killed with his own ransom?
哇.真黑暗. Wow. That's dark.
黑暗得...停! That is dark as-- Stop!
大黄蜂会蜇人! The Hornet stings, bitch!
女士,你可以带走公事包. Lady, you can have the case.
但你见过我的脸. Oh, but you've seen my face, bitch.
在毒液发挥作用前 30 秒. Thirty seconds before the venom does its thing.
你个婊子 You bitch.
糟了.你有备份吗? Oh, shit, man. Do you have a backup?
你觉得呢? What do you think, bitch?
糟了. Oh, shit, man.
你没有别的了? You don't have another one?
你应该预备得更周全. You gotta be better prepared.
我在胡说八道,我又在胡说八道了.对不起. I'm mansplaining, I'm mansplaining again. I'm sorry.
我可以给你一些东西吗? Can I get you something?
你看起来不像一个有宗教信仰的人. You don't seem like a religious person.
水?你想要一些水吗? Water? Would you like some water?
不是? No?
你要被单? You want a blanket?
要我握着你的手? You want me to hold your hand?
你的报应来了. Karma is a bitch.
和我说话. Talk to me.
是我的坏运气.非常差.我必须下车. It's my bad luck. It's bad luck on acid.
我得下这趟火车。 I gotta get off this train.
公事包在你那里? Do you have the case?
是的. Yes.
你是不是像胎儿一样趴在地上? Are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?
我不在地上. I'm not on the ground.
你必须站起来. You need to get up.
-你为何总是知道我在做什么? -因为我了解你. -How do you always know what I'm doing? -Because I know you.
我可以写日记.我应该写日记. I could journal. I should journal.
瓢虫.瓢虫.呼吸.深呼吸. Ladybug. Ladybug. Breathe. Deep breaths.
快结束了.你只需要站起来. We're almost there. You just need to get up.
对. Right.
你一直在骗我,朋友. You have been lying to me, my friend.
现在真相大白了吧? Well, cat's out of the bag now, innit?
你负责保护我儿子, You were responsible for keeping my son safe,
和我的钱的安全. for keeping my money safe.
我对做家长一窍不通. I don't know a thing or two about being a parent.
但你知道我该做什么, But you know what I would do,
因为是你儿子和你的钱? being that it's your son and your money?
我不会再为你死去的妻子哭泣,不再懒惰, I'd stop crying about your dead wife, get off your fucking lazy ass,
过来这里自己完成任务. come here and finish the job yourself.
但是既然我们在倾心交谈, But as we're having a bit of a heart-to-heart,
我有几件事要告诉你. got a couple things to tell ya.
你儿子是十足的混球 Your son's a complete bellend
他活该眼窝流血. and fuckin' deserves to be bleeding out of his eye sockets.
至于你的公事包, 自从东京之后我就没见过它. And as for your case, I haven't seen it since Tokyo.
我希望有人找到它, And I hope someone's fuckin' found it,
拿它下注,度过美好的时光. put it all on red and having a fuckin' wonderful time.
我们在京都车站见. I will meet you at Kyoto Station.
太棒了.我等不及了. Oh, how wonderful. I can't fucking wait.
我想看着你的眼睛杀了你和你的兄弟. I want to look into your eyes when I kill you and your brother.
我的兄弟. My brother.
我永远在吹泡泡 I'm forever blowing bubbles
空气中可爱的泡泡 Pretty bubbles in the air
西汉姆已经胜了! West Ham have taken it!
西汉姆 1,切尔西零. West Ham 1, Chelsea nil.
早晨高峰就要到来. Morning rush hour's rolling in quite nicely.
你有什么计划,朋友? What's your plan, mate?
是,我永远不会忘记一张脸. You gonna fuckin' waltz up here and blow my brains out
把我的脑袋炸飞? in front of the whole fuckin' carriage of witnesses?
那列火车上已经没有人了. There is no one left on that train.
我知道. I know.
我买了直到终点站的每张票. I bought every ticket until the end of the line.
嘿. Oi.
你. You.
我认识你. I know you.
你是那个女孩对吧? You're that girl, aren't ya?
天啊. Oh, my God.
是,我永远不会忘记一张脸,我. Yeah, I never forget a face, me.
我很高兴见到你.请帮助我. I'm so happy to see you. Please help me.
有个男人,他把我当作人质. There's this man, and he was holding me hostage.
他戴着眼镜,而且他也杀了我叔叔. He was wearing glasses, and he killed my uncle.
他也杀了另一个我不认识的男人, And he also killed this other man who, I don't know,
他一直在谈论托马斯火车和... he just kept talking about Thomas the Trains and--
坦克发动机. Tank Engine.
没错.但他杀了他们俩, Yeah, right. Exactly.But he killed both of them,
然后他说他会拿一些钱逃跑. and then he said he was going to get away with some sort of money.
我不知道. I don't know.
抱歉,亲爱的.请再说一遍. 我不知道你是谁. I'm sorry, darling. I beg your pardon. I don't know who the fuck you are.
我只是个该在名古屋下车的女孩, 然后这个男人... I'm just a girl who was supposed to get off at Nagoya, and then this man--
那是很久以前的事了. That was fucking ages ago.
我知道,但这个人, 说我能成为一个好后备计划 I know, but this man, he just said that I could be a good backup plan
而一个美女是个好人质. and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.
他没错.但,你需冷静. Well, he ain't wrong there. But, look, keep your fucking knickers on.
-请帮忙我. -好.冷静点. -Please just help me. -All right. Calm down.
下车或做你喜欢做的事.你可以走了. Get off or do what the fuck you like. You're free to go.
-谢谢你. -没事.继续. -Thank you. -It's all right. Go on.
反正我不知道你在这里做什么. I don't know what you're doing here anyway.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
狄塞尔 Diesel.
肯定是最糟糕的. The absolutely fucking worst.
小搞事精. Little shit stirrer.
看,柠檬... See, Lemon...
上帝让他的灵魂安息... God rest his soul,
他是个正人君子. was the don.
他能解读人, And he could read people,
看见他们的真实身份. see them for who they really are.
他是对的. He was right.
有一个狄塞尔 There's been a Diesel
在这列火车上跑来跑去,造成各种破坏. running up and down this train, causing all sorts of fucking havoc.
一直都是你,你这肮脏的狄塞尔! And it was you the whole fucking time, you dirty little Diesel!
你害柠檬流血, You made Lemon bleed...
而柠檬从不流血. and Lemon never bleeds.
天啊!先生,请帮助我! Oh, my God! Mister, please help me!
求求你!请救我! Please! Please help me! Please!
你在干什么,你这混球! What the fuck are you doing, you bellend!
什么? What?
狄塞尔! Diesel!
什么? What?
你这混球! You fucking bellend!
你是个狄塞尔. You're a Diesel.
搞什么? What the fuck?
他说他要杀了你,把一切都归咎于你. He said that he was going to kill you and blame everything on you.
他还说有人在京都站等我们. He also said that there's someone waiting for us at Kyoto Station.
一个可怕的人,会伤害我. Someone scary, who would hurt me.
没有人会伤害你. No one's gonna hurt you.
没事了. It's okay.
我们会下车. We're getting off this train.
我们到下一站后就没事了. We make the next stop, we'll be fine.
好,孩子,过来... Okay, kid, come o--
孩子,快啊! Kid, come on!
我不能,我的背包卡住了! I can't, my backpack is stuck!
什么? What?
放下吧,我们走. Leave it, let's go.
-我们该走了. -不,我不能! -We gotta go, we gotta go. -No, I can't!
马上,小姐! Right now, young lady!
-不! -这是我们最后机会! -No! -It's our last chance!
请回来! Please come back!
孩子,拜托你. Kid, please.
我很害怕,不想自己一人,求求你! I'm scared, I don't want to be alone, please!
我拿到了. I got it.
不是你的错,孩子. It's not your fault, kid.
是我的运气,不是你的. It's my luck, not yours.
你还有等着你的前程. You got your whole life ahead of you.
确保你做一些能给你带来平静的事. Make sure you do something that brings you peace.
因为其他的真是让人头疼. 'Cause everything else is a pain in the ass.
如果你遇到一个名叫卡弗的人,他是个混蛋. And if you run into a guy named Carver, he's a dick.
你可以告诉他是我说的. You can tell him I said so.
这是我拿的.我不想留下它. I took this. I didn't want to leave it.
这是那男人的,我想你也许会用到 The man had it, and I thought you could probably use it
去杀在终点站等待我们的人. to kill whoever's waiting for us at the end of the line.
你不会让我受伤. You're not going to let me get hurt.
坦白说. Be honest.
你和谁一起? Who's there with you?
真的? Really?
是的. Right.
好,朋友,你让我害怕. Okay, fella, you're creepin' me out.
如果你不介意,请找其他的位子来做,例如, So, if you don't mind, could you just find another seat, like,
在下面那里? way, way, way down there?
那样的话,我不用跟你说两次. And that way, I won't have to tell you twice.
不. No.
你不会的. You won't.
我们走吧.我来拿你的包. Let's just move. Let me grab your bag.
那是蛇吗? Was that a snake?
你知道我儿子在哪里吗? Would you know where my son is?
真他妈的 Oh, fuck.
未接来电
在一切之后. After everything.
你就是那个 You are the person
把我孙子推下百货公司屋顶的人. who pushed my grandson off the department store roof.
为什么? Why?
你儿子. Your son.
他要帮我在京都站杀死白死神. He was going to help me kill the White Death at Kyoto Station.
这是让他上火车的唯一方法. And that was the only way to get him on this train.
白死神. The White Death.
没错. That's right.
但他根本做不到. But he couldn't even do that.
所以他死了. So he's dead.
就在几个车厢后面. Just a few cars back.
他们都死了. They are both dead.
我的孙子被推下屋顶. My grandson was pushed off a roof.
是什么让你认为我不会保护他? What makes you think I would leave him unprotected?
我孙子是安全的. My grandson is safe.
而且我的儿子没死. And my son is not dead.
听好,老人... Listen, old man--
关于一个老人,小姐,你唯一知道的事, The only thing you know about an old man, young lady,
就是他活得更久, is that he has survived much more,
也比你更狠. and much worse, than you.
我会自己杀了他. I'll fucking kill him myself.
蛇 别打开
-你还好吗? -因为那个? -Are you all right? -From that?
你不会相信这个巧合, You're not gonna believe this coincidence
但我今天已注射了一剂抗蛇毒血清, 所以... but I already got a dose of antivenom in me today,
我没事.应该是. so I'm good.
大概 Probably.
那个女孩... The girl....
她对你意图不轨. Her intentions with you were not honourable.
是的. Yeah.
盲人都看得出你身在黑暗中. A blind man could see you are the one in the dark.
我不了解盲人.她很有说服力. I don't know about a blind man. She was pretty convincing.
-你对她做了什么? -我不需要做什么. -What did you do to her? -I did not need to do anything.
命运会为所欲为. Fate will do what it wills.
你为何要嘲笑命运? Why do you laugh at fate?
命运对我来说只是厄运的代名词. Man, fate for me is just another word for bad luck.
那纠缠着我... And that follows me around like....
就像是风趣的事. I don't know, something witty.
我的经理人叫我瓢虫. My handler calls me Ladybug.
她很风趣. She's witty.
瓢虫? Ladybug?
是的. Yeah.
这确实是非常幸运的. This is very lucky, indeed.
不,她在讽刺,她... No, she's being ironic, she--
算了. Never mind.
现在我要给你讲一个故事. I'm going to tell you a story now.
-不,我不想听. -很短的. -No, I'm good. -It's short.
真的,不用了. Really, I'm fine.
不,很快的. No, it's very quick.
不. No, no.
我想对你来说是一个好故事. It's a good story for you, I think.
我不用. I'm cool.
我开始了. Here we go.
很久以前, A long time ago,
我答应自己... I made a promise to myself
我会不惜一切代价养活我的家人. that I would provide for my family no matter what it cost.
我在峰岸犯罪家族中 I had risen to a highly coveted position
升到了令人垂涎的职位. within the Minegishi crime family.
一人兴起来接替我的位置. A man raised up to take my place.
一个来自北部的人. A man from the North.
我要求峰岸不要相信这个男人. I asked Minegishi not to trust this man.
峰岸告诉我,我已失去声望. Minegishi told me I had lost my appetite.
他没错. He was not wrong.
但我也是对的. But neither was I.
我回到家 I returned home
只找到一片灰烬和鲜血. and found nothing except ash and blood.
白死神夺走了我的一切. The White Death had taken everything from me.
差不多. Almost.
我躲了起来. I went into hiding.
我在寻找攻击白死神的方法 I searched for a way to strike at the White Death
同时不危及我剩下的东西. without endangering what I had left.
但他却永远遥不可及. But he remained forever out of reach.
我没想到 I did not think
命运会给我一个改正的机会. fate would ever give me a chance to make things right.
你知道在日本他们怎么叫瓢虫吗? Do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan?
テントウムシ（天道虫） Tentoumushi.
小时候,有人告诉我它的背上有一个点 As a boy, I was told there is a spot on its back
为世间七苦中的每一种. for each of the seven sorrows of the world.
你看,瓢虫.是不幸运. You see, tentoumushi is not lucky.
它承载了所有的厄运使其他人可以安居乐业. It holds all the bad luck so that others may live in peace.
我不想承载世间七苦. I don't wanna hold the seven sorrows.
你的经历把你带到了这里. Everything that's ever happened to you has led you here.
命运. Fate.
那是个烂交易. Well, that's a shit deal.
在京都站 At Kyoto Station,
白死神将来到这列火车. the White Death will arrive on this train.
我最终将可以把事情做对. I will finally be allowed to make things right.
我儿子就在前几个车厢. My son is a few cars up.
如果你能护送他下车... If you could escort him off this train....
我不认为白死神会让任何人下车. Yeah, I don't see the White Death letting any of us off this train.
白死神那边你就交给我. You let me worry about the White Death.
好. Okay.
瓢虫先生? Mr. Ladybug?
你的公事包. Your briefcase.
谢谢你. Thank you.
父亲. Father.
我不明白. I don't understand.
是命运,我的儿子. It is fate, my son.
瓦塔鲁呢? And Wataru?
他安全了. He is safe.
那么... Well...
他看起来是个正派的人. he seemed like a decent guy.
他向我开枪. He shot me.
我也是. Me, too.
两次. Twice.
不过,他还有另一面... Still, he had another side to him--
哇噢 Wow.
天啊. Oh, man.
我在地狱? Am I in hell?
哦，妈的 Ah, fuck.
该死的背心. Fuckin' vest, man.
噢,你喝了那瓶水. Oh, you drank the water.
我的兄弟呢? Where the fuck is my brother?
你... You....
反正你更像托马斯,对吧? You were more like Thomas anyway, right?
朋友们. Fellas.
我们必须想出一个计划. We need to come up with a plan.
你杀了我兄弟.你这混蛋! You killed my brother. You killed my brother, you piece of shit!
是,你也对我开枪! Yeah, you fucking shot me!
下次我会朝你的喉咙 I'll shoot you in the fucking throat next time
和你的拍档凯拉奈特利开枪! and your fucking partner Keira Knightley!
-她不是我的... -各位! -She is not my-- -Hey! Fellas!
当我们这么快发怒时,会很难理解状况. When we are so quick to anger, we are slow to understand.
我发誓可以很快地踢你. I'm fast to kick your ass, though, I swear to God.
我应该射你! Fucking piece of shit! I shoulda put a bullet through your fucking ass!
当你用手指责备某人, When you point a finger at someone in blame,
有四个手指指向你. there are four fingers pointing back at you.
或者三个.真奇怪. Or three. That's weird.
够了!你知道我可以做什么! Fuck it! That's it! You know what I could do!
-团结是力量! -你这混蛋... -We before me! -You before fucking God--
先生们! Gentlemen!
走开! Get off me!
李子不怨饥饿的人,而是种树的农夫. A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.
他怨恨农夫? He resents the farmer?
那么李子怎么会有怨恨呢? So how do plums have fuckin' resentments? So how can it resent?
听好.白死神是农夫. Listen. The White Death is the farmer.
那么我们是李子.我们是李子? So we're the plums. We're the plums?
这没有任何意义.你们为什么用比喻? It don't make sense. Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?
看,他向我兄弟开枪! Look, he shot my fucking brother!
你向我儿子开枪! You shot my son!
我们一起预备... We prepare together...
不然就独自死去. or we die alone.
我就想说这个. That's all I was trying to say.
白死神带着他的刺客大军等着你. The White Death waits for you with his army of assassins.
来自各国的杀手. Killers from all countries.
但他不知道我和我儿子在这火车上. But he has no idea my son and I are on this train.
如果命运允许, If fate wills,
我能报仇的. I will get my revenge.
我会到后面,尽可能抵挡他们. I'll head to the back and stop as many as I can.
我去驾驶车厢让我们离开这里. I'll go to the driver car and get us the fuck out of here.
你该做什么呢,约堡? What are you gonna do, Joburg?
我来拖延时间. I'm gonna buy us some time.
女儿. Daughter.
父亲. Father.
各位,我在找死神先生. Hey, fellas, I'm looking for a Mr. Death.
他的公事包在这里. Got his case here.
别急. Hey, easy.
受伤的人会伤害别人. Hurt people hurt people.
我是来见你的. I came to see you.
并且让你终于看见我. And to make you finally see me.
真正的我. The real me.
我从你给我的一无所有中建立起自己. I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.
一切都为了今天能成为你面前的那个人... All so I could be the one in front of you today...
我的手指在扳机上. my finger on the trigger.
是我... I was the one...
值得你关注. ...who deserved your attention.
你的爱. Your love.
我比那个小混蛋更像你. I'm more like you than that little fuckup ever was.
开枪吧. Do it.
我是来杀你的. I came here to kill you.
杀我吧. So kill me.
杀了我,就像你杀了所有试图杀你的人一样. Kill me like you did all the others who tried the same.
来吧. Do it.
快杀啊! Fucking do it!
啪！ Pow.
我看见你,女儿. I see you, dochka.
我一直都有. I always have.
但你从来都不是我计划的一部分. But you have never been part of my plan.
我们找到美国人了! We found the American!
其他人呢? What about the others?
他们都死了. They're all dead.
好消息是你的公事包在我手上. Good news is I have your case.
好消息. Ay, good news, good news.
检查公事包. Check the case.
快走.我们走. Hurry. Move. Let's go.
确保火车没人. Clear the train.
好,托马斯.是时候开始... All right, Thomas. Time for you to start up--
糟了.都是日文. Oh, shit. Everything's in Japanese.
没有日文的集数.搞什么? There is no episode in Japanese. What the f--?
趴下! Get on the ground!
我有不好的预感.我们不知道里面是什么. Man, I got a bad feeling about this. We have no idea what's in this case.
你说什么? What are you talkin' about?
为什么开这废物的总是我们? Why is it always gotta be us that opens this shit?
把它开了就好. Just open the goddamn case.
我还想保留我的手臂. I'd like to keep my fuckin' arms.
死神先生,请允许我说话? Mr. Death, if I may?
身份不明的买家... The shadow buyer
聘请了我们,让我们都上了这趟火车. who bought all our contracts, got us all on this train.
我,大黄蜂, Me, the Hornet,
橘子,柠檬... Tangerine, Lemon....
是你对吗? That was you, right?
是的,很精明. Yes, very astute.
我把你们带到这列火车上, 希望你们会互相残杀. I brought you on this train hoping you'd kill each other.
好... Okay.
如果你允许...为什么? If I could.... Why?
你为什么要做你所做的事? Why you do what you do?
我一直在问那个问题. You know, I've been asking that very question.
如果很安全,他为什么不直接开? If it's so safe, why didn't he just open it?
如果是在我们面前爆炸的炸弹呢? What if it's a bomb and it blows up in our faces?
你认为这些蠢面具会保护我们吗? You think these stupid masks are gonna protect us?
这么多年过去了... All these years later...
你背叛的负担仍然沉重. the burden of your betrayal still heavy upon your heads.
让我把你俩都解脱了. Let me relieve you of both.
我妻子... My wife...
是被夺走的. was taken from me.
我听说了.我很遗憾.那是场恐怖的意外. I heard. I'm so sorry for your loss. It was a horrible accident.
-恐怖. -不是的. -Horrible. -Oh, no.
不.生活中没有什么是偶然的. No. Nothing in life is an accident.
那是对我的暗杀企图. It was an assassination attempt on me.
但命运... But fate....
命运让两个双胞胎杀手... Fate put two wet work operatives,
在玻利维亚工作... twins, on a job in Bolivia,
屠杀了我的整个团队. butchering my entire crew.
所以我必须去处理. And I had to go deal with it.
他并没有随便请了两个杀手,柠檬. And he didn't hire two random operators, Lemon.
不,他要那两个负责玻利维亚工作的人. No, he asked for the two responsible for the Bolivia job.
所以当晚在车上的是我的妻子,不是我. That is why it was my wife in the car that night,not me.
命运让我的妻子住院. Fate put my wife in the hospital.
一根肋骨 A piece of her rib
刺穿了她的心脏. piercing her heart.
只有最熟练的心血管外科医生才能挽救她. Only the most skilled cardiovascular surgeon could save her life.
但就在前两天晚上,这个外科医生中毒了. But two nights earlier, this surgeon was poisoned.
天啊! Oh, my God!
命运.又是命运. Fate. Fate again.
他们说我的钱在公事包里! They said my money was in the case!
我无意冒犯,但如果你聘请了大黄蜂, Don't wanna sound judgmental, but if you hired the Hornet,
你杀了自己的儿子? you had your own kid killed?
-是的. -好. -Oh, yes. -Okay.
是的,是我.那个混蛋. Oh, yes, I did. The piece of shit.
求求你. Please, please.
那一晚... That night...
我吩咐她不要走. I told her not to leave.
等我回来. To wait for me.
但她保证这是我们最后一次救他. But she promised it was the last time we would ever bail him out of trouble.
我会来.我永远会为你而来. I will come. I will always come for you.
我想她说的没错. Well, I suppose she was right.
如果我多年前 If I had amputated that weakness
把那个没用的从我的生活中除掉, out of my life years ago,
她还会在我身边! she would still be by my side!
这有助于处理这个.我有一个很好的治疗师. Yeah, it helps to process this. I have a good therapist.
我非常爱我的妻子. I loved my wife very much.
她给我上了宝贵的一课. She taught me a valuable lesson.
如果你不控制自己的命运... If you do not control your fate...
命运就会控制你. it will control you.
所以我来掌控. So I took control.
我把他们都带到这里去死. I brought them all here to die.
但现在只剩下一个人. But now there is only one left.
卡弗先生. Mr. Carver.
什么? Excuse me?
是我顶替了卡弗? I'm filling in for Carver?
他请病假? Calling in sick?
该死的卡弗. Fuck Carver.
杀了我妻子的人. The man who murdered my wife.
卡弗
兄弟. Bro.
-开就是了! -好吧.你开心吗? -Just open it! -Fine. Ya happy?
我不是卡弗! I'm not Carver!
他往那边去了. He went that way.
好. Oh, shit. Okay.
有事发生. Oh, shit. Something's happening.
抱歉. Excuse me.
是. Yep.
木村. Kimura.
你为何在这里? Why are you here?
你的女儿. Your daughter.
看来她... It would seem she pushed...
把错的孙子推下屋顶了. the wrong grandson off a roof.
小孩! Ah, children.
你尽你所能把他们养好. You do the best you can to raise them right.
蟑螂,我不知道你为何在这里, Cockroach, I do not know why you are here,
但别阻挡我,不然你会像你妻子一样. but move out of my way or you will join your wife.
我们的道路注定回到彼此. Our paths were destined to return to each other.
好. Okay.
等等.慢下来,朋友.快啊! Wait. Fuckin' slow down, mate. Come on!
到目前为止一切顺利.你可以停下火车. Hey, so far so good. You can stop the train.
关于那个.我把火车的速度除以质量, About that. I took the velocity of the train and divided it by the mass,
我意识到我不知道如何开子弹列车. and I realised that I don't know how to fuckin' drive a bullet train.
老兄,你只会谈火车. Dude, all you do is talk about trains.
托马斯是人生的隐喻, 不是如何实际驾驶... Thomas is a metaphor for life, not how to actually drive--
趴下! Get down!
混蛋. Shit.
让我来!让火车停下来! I got this! Stop the train!
什么? What?!
英文,英文,英文,英文. English, English, English, English.
英文.刹车! English. Brakes!
我们没问题!我可以的! We're good! I got it!
不! No!
-撑着! -我们在错误的轨道上! -Hold on! -We're on the wrong track!
-约堡! -什么? -Oi, Joburg! -What?
对不起,我开枪打了你! I'm sorry I shot you!
其实是两次了! Actually it was, like, twice!
什么? Sorry?
你向我开枪两次了! You shot me twice!
对不起,我打了你两枪. I'm sorry I shot you twice.
谢谢你,老兄! Thanks, man!
这表明你真正成长了! That shows real growth!
完了! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck.
你不受力量的支配. You are not ruled by strength.
你是被恐惧所支配! You are ruled by fear!
害怕你内心深处无法控制的一件事! Fear of the one thing deep down you cannot control!
害怕命运! Fear of fate!
我对橘子的死感到抱歉. Hey, and I'm sorry about Tangerine.
好. Yeah.
但现在我有另一个兄弟了. But I got another brother now.
真的? Really?
才不是! Fuck no!
紧急刹车
为了旧时光. For old times' sake.
真他妈的 Fuck it.
水瓶
哎，尼玛 えー、くそ
B-20. B-20.
我们走. Let's go.
朋友. Oh, mate.
是? Yeah?
我要泡泡奶茶. I wanted bubble milk tea.
马车轮饼怎么样? How about a Wagon Wheel?
一个父亲... A father...
会保护他的家人. protects his family.
完了. Oh, fuck.
关于你的妻子,与我无关. About your wife, I had nothing to do with that.
那是个错误. It's a mistake.
我不是卡弗. I'm not Carver.
我只做抢夺的工作. I only do snatch-and-grab jobs.
卡弗!我要卡弗!我请了卡弗! The Carver! I want the Carver! I hired the Carver!
不,他肚子有问题,老兄. No, he had a stomach thing, man.
我只是代替他. I'm just filling in.
你代替他. You're filling in.
不管怎样,卡弗是个混蛋. For what it's worth, Carver is a dick.
最狡猾的刺客...? The most cunning assassin...?
也许是最懒的. Maybe the laziest.
别这样. Aw, come on.
放手吧,老兄. Just let it go, bro.
别叫我"老兄"! Do not call me "bro"!
好. Okay.
哥们,你看到了吗? Dude, did you see that?
那是什么? What was that?
哥们. Dude.
完成了. It's done.
关于这个李子. 李子不该放下所有的怨恨吗?像... Hey, about this plum. Shouldn't the plum give up all resentment? Like--
天啊. Oh, my God.
我父亲的尸体在我脚下是我的运气. It's my luck that delivered my father's corpse at my feet.
这个小妞的自恋. The narcissism on this chick.
无药可救. Untreatable.
现在我... Now I am--
好,等等. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
什么? What?
这该死的家庭是怎么回事? What is with this fucked-up family?
请容许我说,你需要一些推荐书. You need some suggested reading, if I may.
《幸存的边缘性人格障碍》. Surviving Borderline Personality Disorder.
什么? What?
我大力推荐. I highly recommend it.
现在我是白... Now I am the White D--
那是什么? What was that?
那是报应吗? Was that karma?
再见了,瓢虫. Farewell, tentoumushi.
橘子. Tangerine.
玛丽亚? Maria?
枪拿去. Take the gun.
天啊.你刚说"杀"吗? Oh, my God, did you just say "whack"?
我们快结束了.你只需要站起来. We're almost there. You just need to get up.
你是来救我的吗? Did you come to rescue me?
你需要吗? Did you need rescuing?
你是来救我的. You came to rescue me.
请别让我后悔. Please don't make me regret it.
好.不要.你的脸怎么了? Okay, don't. Don't. What's happening to your face?
你在哭? Are you crying?
这信息量很大. It's a lot to process.
我要你知道,你是个 I want you to know, you are the greatest,
最棒,最出色的经理人. most wonderful handler
最好的. that I could ever have. Ever. Ever.
你认为也许有一点头部外伤? Do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?
-也许.有点晕. -一点点. -Maybe. -Little bit, yeah.
好.要香蕉吗? -A little lightheaded. -Yeah. Need a banana?
-有钾可能会好些. -车上有一个. -Potassium might be good. -Have one in the car.
嗨. Hey.
下一次拿枪吧.别听巴里说的. Next time, take the gun. Don't listen to Barry.
好吗?简单. Okay? Simple.
够了. 够了. Stop it. Stop.
我认为你在一件事上是对的. -You know, I think you were right about one thing.
通常都是的.走吧. -Usually am. Come on.
也许是在于我们如何看待它. Maybe it is just about how we frame it.
例如,也许没有好运气或坏运气. Like, maybe there's no bad luck or good luck.
也许我们都只是命运的代理人. Maybe we're all just agents of fate.
-好车. -是的. -Nice car. -Yes, it is.
尽量不要让它沾到血. Try not to bleed on it.
天啊... Holy mol--
那就... Well....
你怎么知道是坏事呢? How do you know it's a bad thing?
真的? Really?
-看我做什么? -看着了. -See what I'm doing? -I do.
-把事情扭转. -是的. -Turning that upside down. -I do.
这是有效的. This is working.
是的. Yeah.
芥末豌豆. Wasabi peas.
命运显然不想让我吃那个香蕉. Fate obviously didn't want me to have that banana.
命运不想我们进入那辆车. Fate did not want us to get in that car.
也许你毕竟学到了一些东西. Well, maybe you've learned something after all.
命运要我找一个智能厕所. Fate needs me to find a smart toilet.
-我收回.你能忍吗? -快忍不住了. -I take that back. Can you hold it? -I'm ballpointing.
-走快点. -好. -Walk faster. -Okay. Yeah.
10分钟前
我活着!我... I'm alive! I'm ali--
哦，妈的，真他妈的 Oh, fuck me. Fuck me.
快,你这混蛋. Come on, you fucker.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
停车! Stop! Fucking stop!
橘子. Tangerines.
该死的狄塞尔. Fuck Diesels.
-我是白... -去死吧,邪恶的狄塞尔! -I am the White D-- -Fuck you, Diesel bitch!
最后一幕?终幕!鞠躬! Final curtain, huh? Final curtain! Take a fucking bow!